THE T-SHIRT
BUILT FOR EVERYDAY RESISTANCE
Chainsaw Meowssacare deserves more than a standard-issue tee.
This design is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt, selected for its soft feel, lightweight construction and comfortable retail fit. The fabric provides just enough stretch for everyday wear while giving the artwork a clean surface for high-quality DTG printing.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Unisex retail fit
Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² fabric
Pre-shrunk
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Tear-away label
Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed
FABRIC
Black, Navy, Cardinal, Maroon, Orange & White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Comfortable enough for civilian operations. Built for nights when reputation arrives before reinforcements.
THE DESIGN
BUBBA // PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE
Some weapons destroy positions. Others destroy confidence. Bubba is classified within Meowlitia intelligence as a Psychological Weapon / Anomalous Combatant—less a conventional warrior than a warning deliberately allowed to spread through hostile territory.
Armed with a chainsaw and an operational reputation that often reaches enemy positions before he does, Bubba is deployed where fear itself can become a force multiplier.
Chainsaw Meowssacare captures that reputation beneath a blood-red moon, with Bubba advancing through a smoke-filled rural sector where abandoned roads, wooded terrain and isolated structures provide ideal cover.
Not every story surrounding Bubba can be verified. Command considers that operationally irrelevant.
The enemy believes them. That is enough.
SIZE, PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
GEAR UP BEFORE DEPLOYMENT
This is a unisex retail-fit T-shirt. Please review the size guide and confirm your color and size selections before placing your order.
SIZE GUIDE
Open the size guide in the product gallery above and compare the shirt width and length with a T-shirt you already own for the best fit.
Because every Meowlitia shirt is made to order, we cannot provide refunds or replacements for incorrect size or color selections.
MADE TO ORDER
Every Chainsaw Meowssacare T-shirt is produced specifically for your order using direct-to-garment printing.
The artwork is conceptualized and designed in Portland, Oregon, then sent to our production partner for printing and fulfillment.
Average production time: 2–3 business days.
Production and shipping times may increase during holidays or other high-volume periods.
ALSO AVAILABLE
BUBBA // PSYCHOLOGICAL ISSUE
The warning doesn’t end with the shirt. Carry Chainsaw Meowssacare into your next briefing, bunker or post-mission debrief with additional gear featuring the original Bubba artwork.
Let the reputation arrive first. JOIN THE MEOWLITIA. THE TIME IS MEOW.

