The Meowlitia "Chainsaw Meowssacare" Hoodie

$55.00

Bubba the Chainsaw Meowssacare Cat Unleashed by The Meowlitia

Under a blood-red moon and a sky choked with smoke, Bubba the Chainsaw Meowssacare Cat steps onto the burning path—where fear travels faster than fire. Once a quiet rural zone, this sector became hostile territory the moment Bubba was released by The Meowlitia.

Clad in dark field gear and gripping his infamous chainsaw, Bubba is not a frontline soldier or a medic. He is a psychological weapon. His role is simple: deny ground, erase resistance, and leave behind a warning no enemy forgets. Reports from the area describe abandoned strongholds, half-lit farmhouses, and enemy units retreating without firing a shot.

Bubba operates where structure collapses—woods, backroads, forgotten towns—using chaos as cover and terror as force multiplier. His presence signals that diplomacy has ended.

Within Meowlitia doctrine, Bubba represents the final measure: When the war turns personal. When the enemy hides. When fear must be answered with something worse. And once Bubba arrives, the night belongs to him.

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Bubba the Chainsaw Meowssacare Cat Unleashed by The Meowlitia

Under a blood-red moon and a sky choked with smoke, Bubba the Chainsaw Meowssacare Cat steps onto the burning path—where fear travels faster than fire. Once a quiet rural zone, this sector became hostile territory the moment Bubba was released by The Meowlitia.

Clad in dark field gear and gripping his infamous chainsaw, Bubba is not a frontline soldier or a medic. He is a psychological weapon. His role is simple: deny ground, erase resistance, and leave behind a warning no enemy forgets. Reports from the area describe abandoned strongholds, half-lit farmhouses, and enemy units retreating without firing a shot.

Bubba operates where structure collapses—woods, backroads, forgotten towns—using chaos as cover and terror as force multiplier. His presence signals that diplomacy has ended.

Within Meowlitia doctrine, Bubba represents the final measure: When the war turns personal. When the enemy hides. When fear must be answered with something worse. And once Bubba arrives, the night belongs to him.

With a large front pouch pocket and drawstrings in a matching color, this Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie is a sure crowd-favorite. It’s soft, stylish, and perfect for cooler evenings.

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester

  • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.² (271.25 g/m²)

  • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord

  • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle

  • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

  • Front pouch pocket

  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

  • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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