The Meowlitia "Ragnar the Cat Viking" T-shirt

$30.00

Before maps were burned and borders drowned, there were stories of a cat who did not kneel to kings or gods. Ragnar the Viking Cat survived long enough for those stories to become orders. When The Meowlitia advanced into the northern flood-zones, command did not ask if Ragnar was real. They only marked where resistance stopped.

Ragnar fights like something remembered rather than trained. His twin axes move with ritual precision, each strike final, each battle leaving fewer witnesses than answers. Firearms jam in the cold. Radios fail. Ragnar does not. Villages that shelter raiders are reduced to silence, their longships left burning as warnings older than language.

He does not lead. He enforces. Little Cat does not command Ragnar so much as release him, trusting that what comes back will be territory secured and enemies erased. His armor is layered with relics and scavenged steel, carrying marks from wars that never made it into any archive.

Among The Meowlitia, Ragnar is not called a hero. He is called when history needs to end quickly.

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Before maps were burned and borders drowned, there were stories of a cat who did not kneel to kings or gods. Ragnar the Viking Cat survived long enough for those stories to become orders. When The Meowlitia advanced into the northern flood-zones, command did not ask if Ragnar was real. They only marked where resistance stopped.

Ragnar fights like something remembered rather than trained. His twin axes move with ritual precision, each strike final, each battle leaving fewer witnesses than answers. Firearms jam in the cold. Radios fail. Ragnar does not. Villages that shelter raiders are reduced to silence, their longships left burning as warnings older than language.

He does not lead. He enforces. Little Cat does not command Ragnar so much as release him, trusting that what comes back will be territory secured and enemies erased. His armor is layered with relics and scavenged steel, carrying marks from wars that never made it into any archive.

Among The Meowlitia, Ragnar is not called a hero. He is called when history needs to end quickly.

The Unisex Staple T-Shirt feels soft and light with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. We can't compliment this shirt enough–it's one of our crowd favorites, and it's sure to be your next favorite too! 

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

  • Pre-shrunk fabric

  • 30 singles

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Tear-away label

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

The Meowlitia “Ragnar the Cat Viking”