The Meowlitia "Jade the Ninja" T-shirt

$30.00

Original Jade the Ninja graphic tee featuring Jade in a verified stealth and infiltration configuration built around concealment, rapid movement and close-quarters operations. Printed on the soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 and made to order.

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Original Jade the Ninja graphic tee featuring Jade in a verified stealth and infiltration configuration built around concealment, rapid movement and close-quarters operations. Printed on the soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 and made to order.

THE T-SHIRT

BUILT FOR EVERYDAY RESISTANCE

Jade the Ninja deserves more than a standard-issue tee.

This design is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt, selected for its soft feel, lightweight construction and comfortable retail fit. The fabric provides just enough stretch for everyday wear while giving the artwork a clean surface for high-quality DTG printing.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Unisex retail fit

  • Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² fabric

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Tear-away label

  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed

FABRIC

Black, Navy, Maroon & White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

Comfortable enough for civilian operations. Built for missions where the objective is reached before the enemy knows you arrived.

THE DESIGN

JADE // STEALTH & INFILTRATION

Not every mission requires overwhelming firepower. Some require silence. Jade the Ninja is a verified operational configuration associated with Jade and missions requiring infiltration, concealment, rapid movement and close-quarters engagement.

Unlike Jade’s anomalous and mythic records, this configuration requires no supernatural explanation. It documents an experienced tactical operative adapting to missions where speed, precision and remaining unseen matter more than conventional battlefield strength.

The artwork captures Jade moving beneath a fractured night sky in a stealth-oriented combat configuration, prepared to operate where larger units would draw too much attention.

Move unseen. Reach the objective. Finish the mission. When the battlefield demands silence, Jade disappears into it.

SIZE, PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

GEAR UP BEFORE DEPLOYMENT

This is a unisex retail-fit T-shirt. Please review the size guide and confirm your color and size selections before placing your order.

SIZE GUIDE

Open the size guide in the product gallery above and compare the shirt width and length with a T-shirt you already own for the best fit.

Because every Meowlitia shirt is made to order, we cannot provide refunds or replacements for incorrect size or color selections.

MADE TO ORDER

Every Jade the Ninja T-shirt is produced specifically for your order using direct-to-garment printing.

The artwork is conceptualized and designed in Portland, Oregon, then sent to our production partner for printing and fulfillment.

Average production time: 2–3 business days.

Production and shipping times may increase during holidays or other high-volume periods.

ALSO AVAILABLE

JADE // STEALTH ISSUE

The record doesn’t end with the shirt. Carry Jade the Egyptian Princess into your next briefing, archive review or post-mission debrief with additional gear featuring the original Egyptian Princess artwork.

JADE THE NINJA // 15 OZ MUG $15.00

A 15 oz ceramic mug featuring Jade the Ninja—built for coffee, tea and whatever keeps infiltration teams operational before first light.

JADE THE NINJA // 16 OZ CAN PINT GLASS $20.00

A 16 oz can-shaped pint glass featuring Jade the Ninja. Suitable for post-mission drinks, classified briefings and operations best discussed quietly.

Move unseen. Strike precisely. JOIN THE MEOWLITIA. THE TIME IS MEOW.