The Meowlitia "Jade The Egyptian Princess" T-shirt

$30.00

Original Jade the Egyptian Princess graphic tee featuring Jade within an unresolved ancient Egyptian mythic record connected to tomb activity, supernatural imagery and events still under investigation. Printed on the soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 and made to order.

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Original Jade the Egyptian Princess graphic tee featuring Jade within an unresolved ancient Egyptian mythic record connected to tomb activity, supernatural imagery and events still under investigation. Printed on the soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 and made to order.

THE T-SHIRT

BUILT FOR EVERYDAY RESISTANCE

Jade the Egyptian Princess deserves more than a standard-issue tee.

This design is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt, selected for its soft feel, lightweight construction and comfortable retail fit. The fabric provides just enough stretch for everyday wear while giving the artwork a clean surface for high-quality DTG printing.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Unisex retail fit

  • Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² fabric

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Tear-away label

  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed

FABRIC

Black, Navy, Maroon & White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

Comfortable enough for civilian operations. Built for records buried deeper than conventional intelligence.

THE DESIGN

JADE // MYTHIC & SUPERNATURAL RECORD

Some records cannot be reconciled with the modern battlefield. Jade the Egyptian Princess is an anomalous record connecting Jade to ancient Egyptian imagery, tomb activity and events whose relationship to the Wraith War remains unresolved. The recovered imagery places Jade beneath a blood-red desert moon among pyramids, ruins and symbols associated with a civilization that disappeared thousands of years before Day Zero.

Whether the record represents supernatural manifestation, historical anomaly, inherited memory, Wraith interference or another phenomenon entirely remains under investigation.

The evidence is compelling enough to preserve. The explanation is not. Ancient imagery. Modern operative. Impossible chronology.

The tomb opened. Intelligence still does not know why.

SIZE, PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

GEAR UP BEFORE DEPLOYMENT

This is a unisex retail-fit T-shirt. Please review the size guide and confirm your color and size selections before placing your order.

SIZE GUIDE

Open the size guide in the product gallery above and compare the shirt width and length with a T-shirt you already own for the best fit.

Because every Meowlitia shirt is made to order, we cannot provide refunds or replacements for incorrect size or color selections.

MADE TO ORDER

Every Jade the Egyptian Princess T-shirt is produced specifically for your order using direct-to-garment printing.

The artwork is conceptualized and designed in Portland, Oregon, then sent to our production partner for printing and fulfillment.

Average production time: 2–3 business days.

Production and shipping times may increase during holidays or other high-volume periods.

ALSO AVAILABLE

JADE // MYTHIC ISSUE

The record doesn’t end with the shirt. Carry Jade the Egyptian Princess into your next briefing, archive review or post-mission debrief with additional gear featuring the original Egyptian Princess artwork.

JADE THE EGYPTIAN PRINCESS // 15 OZ MUG $15.00

A 15 oz ceramic mug featuring Jade the Egyptian Princess—built for coffee, tea and reviewing records conventional intelligence cannot explain.

JADE THE EGYPTIAN PRINCESS // 16 OZ CAN PINT GLASS $20.00

A 16 oz can-shaped pint glass featuring Jade the Egyptian Princess. Suitable for post-mission drinks, anomalous briefings and debating records that should not exist.

Preserve the record. Question the explanation. JOIN THE MEOWLITIA. THE TIME IS MEOW.