The Meowlitia “Blunt Slide Kitty” T-shirt

$30.00

Original Blunt Slide Kitty graphic tee featuring Simba, The Meowlitia’s technical street skater, locking into a blunt slide through the ruins of Portland’s Pioneer Courthouse Square. Printed on the soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 and made to order.

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Original Blunt Slide Kitty graphic tee featuring Simba, The Meowlitia’s technical street skater, locking into a blunt slide through the ruins of Portland’s Pioneer Courthouse Square. Printed on the soft, lightweight Bella+Canvas 3001 and made to order.

THE T-SHIRT

BUILT FOR EVERYDAY RESISTANCE

Blunt Slide Kitty deserves more than a standard-issue tee.

This design is printed on the Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt, selected for its soft feel, lightweight construction and comfortable retail fit. The fabric provides just enough stretch for everyday wear while giving the artwork a clean surface for high-quality DTG printing.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Unisex retail fit

  • Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² fabric

  • Pre-shrunk

  • Side-seamed construction

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Tear-away label

  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed

FABRIC

  • Black, Navy, Maroon & White: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

  • Athletic Heather: 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

Comfortable enough for civilian operations. Built for technical lines through whatever survives.

THE DESIGN

SIMBA // TECHNICAL STREET OPERATIONS

Where humanity once gathered, the resistance now rides. Simba is a Meowlitia skater and warrior specializing in Technical Street Operations across Portland’s damaged urban terrain.

His Blunt Slide Kitty record documents Simba locking into a blunt slide through the ruins of Pioneer Courthouse Square, transforming one of the city’s surviving public spaces into part of the resistance’s evolving skate culture. Rails, ledges and architecture that once served the old city now have another purpose.

They can still be ridden. They can still be mastered. They can still prove that the culture survived.

Where humanity once gathered, the resistance now rides.

SIZE, PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

GEAR UP BEFORE DEPLOYMENT

This is a unisex retail-fit T-shirt. Please review the size guide and confirm your color and size selections before placing your order.

SIZE GUIDE

Open the size guide in the product gallery above and compare the shirt width and length with a T-shirt you already own for the best fit.

Because every Meowlitia shirt is made to order, we cannot provide refunds or replacements for incorrect size or color selections.

MADE TO ORDER

Every Blunt Slide Kitty T-shirt is produced specifically for your order using direct-to-garment printing.

The artwork is conceptualized and designed in Portland, Oregon, then sent to our production partner for printing and fulfillment.

Average production time: 2–3 business days.

Production and shipping times may increase during holidays or other high-volume periods.

ALSO AVAILABLE

SIMBA // TECHNICAL STREET ISSUE

The line doesn’t end with the shirt. Carry Blunt Slide Kitty into your next skate session, briefing or post-mission debrief with additional gear featuring the original Simba artwork.

BLUNT SLIDE KITTY // 15 OZ MUG $15.00

A 15 oz ceramic mug featuring Simba’s Blunt Slide Kitty artwork—built for coffee, tea and whatever gets the next session moving.

BLUNT SLIDE KITTY // 16 OZ CAN PINT GLASS $20.00

A 16 oz can-shaped pint glass featuring Simba’s Blunt Slide Kitty artwork. Suitable for post-session drinks, resistance briefings and celebrating another line landed clean.

Find the line. Lock it in. JOIN THE MEOWLITIA. THE TIME IS MEOW.